About this deal
This handmade, genuine leather wallet features a carefully hand-etched Godzilla. And for a few dollars more, one can add initials or a unique, personalized message. This is the perfect cash carrier for fire-charred cash.
With bright colors and playful pop art stylings, this Godzilla t-shirt features our kaiju king in a kanji-covered bowl. If you’re passionate about Godzilla, rice, and perhaps Godzilla hiding in rice, this is the t-shirt for you. What does Godzilla look like on the inside? Well, there’s apparently a lot of space for slowly digested ocean liners. If you’re wondering why Godzilla has a gut, wonder no more. Based on the popular Jaws movie poster, it’s an image of Godzilla preparing to absolutely obliterate a solitary, unaware, sea-faring vessel. My condolences to the crew, and that poor shark who expected easy prey.
The Plush
This fuzzy Mothra mask features unnerving, insectoid eyes and protruding antennae. Just find a pair of sizable, furry wings and fly in the direction of an outmatched Godzilla.
Yes, Destoroyah is obviously formidable, and I certainly don’t want to diminish his stated destruction potential. But Mecha King Ghidorah? Well, he’s like 50 Destoroyahs, and that’s before a protein shake. Representing a resuscitated and cybernetically augmented King Ghidorah, this Mecha King Ghidorah figure is ready to pummel Godzilla at the behest of psychic twins. Godzilla, nor MechaGodzilla, are ever, EVER considered cute. After destroying schools, parks, gyms, donut shops, and everyone’s above-ground pool, “cute” is not a descriptor these two destructive titans deserve. Well, until now. This set of compact, adorably chubby figures makes one forget the perpetual fires, collapsed buildings, and giant craters shaped like four-toed feet. Standing 4″ high, these deformed Godzilla figures are constructive collectibles for reframing the trauma. Featuring Van Gogh-inspired art, these Godzilla rugs electrify any room with the terrifying visage of an Atomic Age monstrosity!The Japanese term kaiju means “strange beast.” Kaiju also refers to the genre of films starring said strange — and terrifyingly titanic — beasts. Godzilla Hawaiian Shirt
